I want to wake up in that city that never sleeps.

darlieecious:

I’m doing this starting tomorrow. I still haven’t finished my other 30 day challenge on my old personal/private blog; I don’t think I’ll be doing it anymore though.

I’m doing this starting tomorrow. I still haven’t finished my other 30 day challenge on my old personal/private blog; I don’t think I’ll be doing it anymore though.

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likeneelyohara:

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retrogasm:

Night of the Crabs

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sexyrainbows:

xdisturbia:(via -bellatrix, garbagedump)

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recordbug:

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quote-book:

Words: Fight Club by Chuck palahniuk

Image: http://turkeyboy89.deviantart.com

Chat An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God, the Almighty. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.

Professor:	You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student:	Yes, sir.
Professor:	So, you believe in God?
Student:	Absolutely, sir.
Professor:	Is God good?
Student:	Sure.
Professor:	My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor:	You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	Is Satan good?
Student:	No.
Professor:	Where does Satan come from?
Student:	From.. God.
Professor:	That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor:	Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student:	Yes, sir.
Professor:	So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor:	Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student:	No, sir.
Professor:	Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student:	No, sir.
Professor:	Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student:	No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor:	Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:	Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor:	Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student:	Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor:	Yes.
Student:	And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor:	Yes.
Student:	No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student:	Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student:	What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor:	Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student:	You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor:	So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:	Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor:	Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:	Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor:	If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student:	Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student:	Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student:	Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student:	Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor:	I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student:	That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.

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"Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, “Hey, Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I DIED yesterday!” and then they’d be all, “Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like “Uh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the exact right number of days, THREE. Plus it’s SUNDAY, so everyone’s in church already, they’re all in there “Oh no, Jesus is DEAD”, then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story."

Barney Stinson (via hannahclaire)

Text 17
Notes have you ever assumed that if you stopped talking to the one you’ve fallen for, that the thoughts about them would just disappear from your head? that some how you’ll forget they exist, so then you’ll no longer have to bear with the fact that they do not love you back?

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itookadeepbreath:

breatheinyouralive:

i love this youtube video SO much.

meeeee too :)

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"I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too, so I stayed in the darkness with you."

Florence and the Machine (via quotewhore) (via itookadeepbreath)

Text Don’t believe the things you tell yourself so late at night. You are your own worst enemy, you’ll never win this fight.

itookadeepbreath:

liveatthisvolume:

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Text People that should die.

behappynegatively:

-mixedfeelingsofelation:

mcrearytimereary:

tortoisesoup:

heckyeahawesome:

paperchain:

dandanduncan-:

jockorybossomborokot:

alltimelowatl:

eveykusterbeck:

iwastherealslimshady:

britteryikes:

Gay people.

Your dumb… god made ppl with dicks and pussies for a rezin. why yall be humpin and rubbin yall dicks and pussies together and shit?

Black People.

You retardid. why you wear your hat backwerdz? thats not even stylish that shit is just ignerint. yawl look stupit and you smell like weed and aluhzay

Wite People.

yall think yall iz all that just becuz yall used to on black ppl yall really need to die becuz nobody even like yall and yall smell weird when yall be wet

Messicans.

yall should die cuz yawl farts be stinkin. yall eat too much stuff dat end wit a O. taco berito takito.. damn get some new letters. and.. yall need to die becuz yall not even spose to be in umericuh

Asians.

yall caynt evin see. just die.

Mixed ppl.

you not evin a reel race… mutt… die.

People dat believe in God.

have you ever seen dat nigga? no.. o die cuz u believe in stuff that you aint never seenth before.

Atheists.

you don’t baleeve in god? you goin to hell you shoulld just die rite now.

all yall ppl should just die cuz im the best ever and im da only one that should live.

I am laughing so hard, you don’t even know.

yall caynt evin see. just die.

KLDLKDNLKDSNVLKDVM

Looked at the notes. Everyone is flipping out. DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS ANYMORE?

OHMYGOD. OGIHREOFHESOAIDHS. LAUGHING TOO MUCH

Mixed ppl.

you not evin a reel race… mutt… die.

Welp i’m dead

oh my god. the person that wrote this is my hero.

Messicans ajsifo;lkasdf all of my friends need to see this

ohmygod

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sdhfgsdhfjdgsjf lol omg

omg

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LOL

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